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“I’ve really had it with my dog,” says a guy to his neighbor. “He’ll chase anyone on a bicycle.”
“Hmmm, that is a problem,” says the neighbor. “What are you going to do about it?”
“Guess the only answer is to confiscate his bike!”



Since things turned sour with my wife a fortnight ago, I’ve taken to riding 50 miles a day to clear my head. I’m now 700 miles from home and feeling much happier.

A cyclist lying on his deathbed asked his best friend to do him a favor when he’d gone. “Anything,” replied his friend.
“Just don’t let my wife sell my bikes for what I told her I paid for them,” he begged.

A pedestrian steps off the curb and into the road without looking and promptly gets knocked flat by a passing cyclist.
“You were really lucky there,” says the cyclist.
“What on earth are you talking about! That really hurt!” says the pedestrian, still on the pavement, rubbing his head.
The cyclist replies, “Well, usually I drive a bus!”






A tandem rider is stopped by a police car.

"What've I done, officer?" asks the rider.

"Perhaps you didn't notice, sir, but your wife fell off your bike half a mile back . . ."

"Oh, thank God for that," says the rider - "I thought I'd gone deaf!"

"Learn to ride a bicycle. You will not regret it if you live." - Mark Twain

I’m no Tour de France expert… but it seems that the best way to win is to wear a yellow t-shirt.

"If you worried about falling off the bike, you’d never get on." - Lance Armstrong

 

"Life is like riding a bicycle. In order to keep your balance, you must keep moving."

"I thought of that while riding my bicycle." - Albert Einstein

"The bicycle is just as good company as most husbands and, when it gets old and shabby, a woman can dispose of it and get a new one without shocking the entire community."  Ann Strong, Minneapolis Tribune, 1895

 

"Every time I see an adult on a bicycle, I no longer despair for the future of the human race." H.G. Wells


"Nothing compares to the simple pleasure of a bike ride."  John F. Kennedy









  Bike lane, Netherlands